"Jason." Candice let out a whine as she slipped her arms around the red-haired windian's waist and flashed him a puppy-dog look. "Why don't you take me out anywhere?"

"Why do I need to take you out anywhere?" Jason was busy trying to unclasp Candi's hands from behind his back so that he could get out of her grasp. "Nowhere is it written that I need to take you out anywhere, will you just let go already?"

Candice gazed poutingly up at him for a moment before finally letting go of him heading down one of the various trails in Windian Park, off in search of the other WINGS members. Jason muttered as he watched her go. From behind him, he could hear a few snickers and he turned to glare at his friends.

"Oh Jason." David let out a sigh as he spoke in a high pitched voice, mimicking Candi's. "Why don't you take me out anywhere?"

"Yes, Jason?" Chad threw his arms around Jason's waist much like Candice had done earlier and he stared up at him with puppy-dog eyes as he fluttered his eyelashes. "Why don't you take me on any dates?"

"Alright, you I don't feel bad for punching." Jason shoved Chad off of him and grumbled. "Geez I swear, Candi's really starting to be a pain..."

"Oh really?" David chuckled. "So during lunch, that was her being a pain then?"

Jason glared over at David, rubbing his thumb over his fingertips. Candice had spent half of lunch time giving Jason a back massage that had almost caused him to fall asleep at the table. "Look, I'm just talking about how she's been so clingy lately! She just won't leave me alone!"

"So take her out on a date." Chad shrugged.

"Why the fuck should I waste my time and money on a chick who isn't even my girlfriend?"

Chad and David exchanged smirks before turning back to their friend. "Not your girlfriend, huh?" David popped his knuckles and chuckled. "She sure acts that way around you."

"Yea, that's another thing." Jason rolled his eyes. "Lately she's begun acting like she owns me or something. She gets pissed if I'm not devoting all of my attention to her, and she glares at me every time I just happen to mention the name of another chick."

Chad clicked his tongue and nodded. "Gee, sounds like you have a problem." The windian chuckled and twitched his wings, opening and closing them slowly. "You didn't use to complain about Candi's attention."

"Yea, well Candi didn't use to throw herself at me all the time and try to get me to go out with her so that she could wrap a little leash around my neck." Jason rolled his eyes. "Fuck! I mean, she's cool sometimes but this is starting to get ridiculous." Jason muttered to himself, still rubbing his thumbs over his fingertips. It was then that he noticed the big grin on Chad's face. "What the fuck are you grinning about?"

"Nothing, nothing, I was just thinking that's all." The brown-winged windian chuckled.

"Thinking?" David gave his friend a curious look. "About what?"

"Dude, you know..." Chad stroked his goattee thoughtfully as he turned to Jason. "You do realize that Candice is evil, right?"

Jason just stared at him for a moment before shaking his head and blinking. "What?"

"She's evil." Chad shrugged and continued to stroke his goattee, his wings opening and closing with amusement. "All chicks are you know, there's just varying evil tendencies in most of them. Like, some chicks are evil because they're always ranting about money and controlling, and other chicks are manipulative and liars who know how to get a guy to do what they want him to do." Chad chuckled. "I'm just wondering which type of evil Candi is right now."

"Chicks are evil, huh?" David chuckled. "What a revelation, now if only we could get them to believe that."

"Actually..." Chad gave a thoughtfull look, still petting his goattee. "You know, I think I could probably come up with a way to prove it..."

"Proving chicks are evil?" Jason raised an eyebrow at his friend. "How the fuck are you going to pull that off?"

"Well, um..." Chad looked around for a moment, patting his pockets. Fortunatily the windian had been carrying around a small notepad and a pencil. He motioned to his friends to join him as he sat down on a nearby bench, immediatly David and Jason crowded around him. Chad turned to Jason and jabbed his pencil in the windian's direction. "Dude, you were complaining about Candi earlier because she kept wanting you to take her out on a date, right?" Jason nodded.

"Fuck, she's always asking me to take her out to places. I take her to shut her up sometimes, but lately she's just been getting so annoying." The red-haired windian muttered. Chad just chuckled.

"Right, so Candice, like any other chick, wants you to spend time and money on her." Chad began to write out a few things on his notepad. "So already we have the equation, women equals time and money. Now, obviously money is a relation to time. The more time you spend taking a chick places, the more money you end up spending. So here we can put down that cash is in relation to the amount of T time hours spent on a girl." With that, Chad wrote out W=T x $ on his little notepad. Jason and David each nodded in agreement.

"Right, chicks are time and money." David shrugged. "So? How does that prove they're evil?"

"Dude, I'm not done yet." Chad grinned at his friend. "Now then, anybody who is in business knows the golden rule about time and money, and that rule is that time IS money." The windian scrawled out T = $ on another part of the paper he was working on. "So, since time and money are now equal, we can change around our first equation to get 'women equal money times money.'" The windian's wings were flexing open and closes as he wrote out W = $ x $. David and Jason exchanged glances before turning back to Chad as the brown-winged windian started talking again.

"Now, simple mathmatics teaches us that anything times itself is the same as squaring that one thing, so we can simplify this out into 'women equal money squared.'" Chad then wrote out W = $².

"Okay..." David stared at the notepad for a moment. "So, now we know that women are money squared, so now what?"

"Now is where I make my point." Chad chuckled. "Now then, it is a well known philosophy that money is the root of all that's evil. Money provokes greed which causes people to cheat, steal, lie, murder, etc." Chad quickly wrote out $ = Evil. "So now that we have money equal to evil, we are then able to replace evil into our equation with women." Chad's wings flexed open and closed again as he wrote out W = Evil² on the notepad. Jason and David stared in wonder.

"Man..."

"Wait wait," Chad held up his hand and grinned at David. "I'm not done yet, one more step." The windian turned back to his paper. "Now, when solving equations in math, if you have a square on one side of the equation, you can get the answer by finding the root of the square." Chad then wrote out another equation that showed women being equal to the square root of evil. "And there, my friends, is the algebraic equation proving that women are the root of all that's evil."

Jason and David stared at Chad's notepad, eyes wide. The brown-winged windian chuckled at his friends.

"Well?"

"Shit." Jason blinked and looked from the piece of paper to his friend. "Can I get a copy of that?" Chad just grinned as he wrote up a copy for his two friends.