"Oo! Apple!" It was lunch time at Windian High, and Chad was currently snatching an apple out of David's lunch bag.

"Hey! That was mine!"

"Dude," Chad took a bite of the fruit and motioned to his friend's lunch. "You've still got like.... three more..."

David rubbed the back of his neck and looked down at his pile of food. "Heh.. yea... I guess so..."

"Oo! Sandwich!" Chad snatched up one of his friend's sandwich baggies, and David once again countered him with a glare. "Dude! Look, you've got like, this giant lunch, alright?"

"So? Why are you always stealing from me? Why don't you go mooch off of Jason or something?"

"Jason?" Chad looked over at Jason, who was now glaring up at him, his arms wrapped around his own lunch protectively. "Dude.... no way... Jason scares me when he gets like that." Chad chuckled, flexing his wings opened and closed as he took another bite of his newly claimed apple and then removed the sandwich from its bag, opening it up to examine its contents. "Hmm... peanut butter and some sort of unknown green substance..."

"You are weird." David chuckled and shook his head. "But you're right, Jason is pretty scary when he acts possessive."

"What?" The red haired windian shot a glare at his friend. "I am not possessive!" Chad and David just exchanged glances.

"Dude..." The brown winged windian raised an eyebrow at his friend. "Yes you are..."

"Are not!"

"Man!" David laughed. "You're one of the most possessive guys I know!"

"I am not possessive!" Jason shot a defensive look at David and Chad. The two just kept on laughing.

"Oh yea?" David reached over and snatched Jason's drink.

"Hey! Give that back!" Jason just about lept over the table to get his drink back from David. Janet let out a shout as his sudden movement almost spilled her milk carton.

"Will you two watch it? Geez!" Janet muttered as she shot a glare at the trio. David gave her an apologetic look.

"Sorry Janet, I was just proving a point." David then reached over and grabbed Jason's lunch sack.

"Will you quit taking my stuff??" The windian muttered in annoyance as he retrieved his lunch from David. "Shit man! Hey, that's my backpack!" Jason whirled around in his seat and glared at Chad who was attempting to sneak off with his friend's bag. Chad and David just started laughing.

"Dude! We told you that you were possessive!"

"I am not possessive!" Jason jumped up and glared at Chad. "But that was my drink, that was my lunch, and that's my backpack!"

Chad just stared at his friend for a moment before he placed his hand into his pants pocket and pulled out a piece of pocket lint. "Dude, look... pocket lint..."

Jason just stared at his friend for a moment. He was aware of David who had gotten up from his seat and was now standing beside Chad. Jason just fixed Chad with the most serious and angry glare he could muster up and begain to speak in a threatening growl.

"Hey... that's my pocket lint!"

"You're pocket lint?" David blinked and gave his friend a confused look. Jason moved his glare to the wrestler.

"Yea! That's my pocket lint!"

Chad clutched his hands around the tiny piece of lint and held it close to his chest, cowering away from Jason. "No! You can't take this lint! You have no proof that it's yours!"

"What are you talking about? It came from my pocket!"

"Your pocket?" David stared from Jason to Chad and then to the piece of lint in Chad's hands. The brown winged windian simply looked at Jason in wonder before he too gazed down at the piece of lint in his hand.

"What? But then.... if I'm holding the lint.. .and I got it out of the pocket... what was my hand doing in your pocket?"

Jason threw his hands up in the air and rolled his eyes in annoyance. "That pocket was attached to my pants! Dammit, Chad! What are you doing wearing my pants?!?" By this time, everyone at the WINGS table was staring at the trio in wonder.

"Wait a minute..." David was giving Jason a studying look. "If Chad's wearing your pants.... then whose pants are you wearing?"

There was a silence as the trio exchanged glances. Jason's expression went from annoyed to a look of honest consideration, and he crossed his arms thoughtfully. "Maybe I'm not wearing any...."

Chad immediatly gave Jason a pouting look as he twitched his wings open and closed. "Dude... but I thought I was Pants Down Man..."

"You are." David patted his friend on the shoulder in a comforting way. "Jason's now just Without Pants Man."

"Okay, look you three..." Janet Meyers had finally had enough of the trio's weirdness. "Just sit down and eat your lunches, alright?"

"But...." Jason motioned to Chad with a jerk of his thumb. "He still has my pants..."

"Aw, I'm sorry dude. Here, I'll give you them back." Chad then immediatly went to unbutton his pants. He was interrupted by the sudden motion of Brandon pointing a banana at him in a threatening manner.

"Don't even think about it, Chad..."

"Yea..." David snickered. "He's got a banana and he knows how to use it..."

"Dude, alright..." Chad help up his hands and began to back away from the windian guard. "Just... put the fruit down... and no one will get hurt..." He tapped Jason lightly on the shoulder an motioned. "Dude, c'mon. Let's head to the Green Room so I can get your pants off."

Everyone just stared at Chad.

The brown winged windian opened and closed his wings innocently. "What?"

Much to everyone's relief, the bell rang shortly after that.